A humour blog with a dash of fandom.
My name is Epiphany. I'm 15, I'm a fangirl, enough said.
Hi, I’m Timmy Turner and i STOLE FROM MY MOM’S PURSE
*gets arrested for being too cool*
*the charges are dropped because there is no supporting evidence*
This is unspeakably perfect.
I guess you could say this moment was stone cold gold
I love how the flowers are gold and medusas pet bird is stone too
why are bras called bras
battle ready armor
you must be fun at parties
i would be if i got invited
when ur mom forgets she gave u money already and gives u more
this guy in my class said his brother lost his wallet in Canada and someone shipped it back with souvenirs
once a straight boy was tryina holler n he literally texted me the phrase “*turns into a wolf and snuggles your boobs*” like???? buddy you weird as fuck i wasnt interested to begin with but now im fuckin worried about you like what the hell